Parenting Pens
Looking for a unique gift? Parenting Pens combine humor and practicality. Give the gift of laughter with these sarcastic pens, ideal for parents who appreciate a good joke.
Phrases include:
- I'll give you something to cry about
- Because I said so
- Go the f*ck to sleep
- I will turn this car around
- Don't make me count to three
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Parenting Pens
Parenting Pens
Looking for a unique gift? Parenting Pens combine humor and practicality. Give the gift of laughter with these sarcastic pens, ideal for parents who appreciate a good joke.
Phrases include:
- I'll give you something to cry about
- Because I said so
- Go the f*ck to sleep
- I will turn this car around
- Don't make me count to three
$14.99
Parenting Pens—
$14.99
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Product Information
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Looking for a unique gift? Parenting Pens combine humor and practicality. Give the gift of laughter with these sarcastic pens, ideal for parents who appreciate a good joke.
Phrases include:
- I'll give you something to cry about
- Because I said so
- Go the f*ck to sleep
- I will turn this car around
- Don't make me count to three









